I will continue to make a collection of my recent traveling experiences on this blog and I hope you have some fun and exciting traveling experiences of your own.
Charlotte, NC
Woke up after sleeping 16 hours straight, 1000 dollars down, but a night to remember.
This is a shot from the parking lot we arrived at around 10 pm on a friday night, where we changed into our evening attire and drank a little for the nights festivities. Also where Bjorn's car BLEW UP.
I mean we at the music blasting, we were drinking, hollering and then BOOM!!! A giant cloud of white smoke came from up under the hood of his Grand Cherokee.
Bjorn- Now don't worry about it, it'll all be alright, I'm sure we'll figure it out
Aaron- Are you sure man that doesn't look good
Easy- We can worry about it later lets get to the clubs and have a blast
We then did exactly that, i mean we had a blast. The first club we got to, they didn't charge or ID us at all, I had a full suit on so i guess they just assumed we were VIP. Nothing but beautiful women from Charlotte it was a beautiful thing, and we danced and drank all night.
View from the Balcony of the Club
Now here is where I really begin to lose my attachment to money, buying everyone drinks, throwing a 20 to the guys who run the bathroom, haha shit when I walked in the said oh its MR. VIP!!! and opened up the handicap stall like it was the royal treatment, I loved it, and I love treating people with generosity from the heart it feels good and makes everyone happy. My sister showed up with her friend who is absolutely gorgeous, which is weird because all of my sisters friends are breathtakingly beautiful, we had fun and then decided to go to a strip club with a full breakfast buffet.
Full Buffet, we're talking delicious eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuits and gravy, real good quality strip club type food. It was crowded so we hoped in a taxi and went to another strip club called The Men's Club.
Now this place was nice, the strippers were beautiful and twenty for a lap dance didn't seem so bad. A beautiful mocha skinned girl with a very voluptuous ass must have gotten at least sixty off of me I mean she was amazing. I was a sucker but I don't mind i was having a blast while others were just watching.
On the way out of the club our same taxi driver was there and we waved to him because he was a cool guy and we wanted him so he came up and scooped and of course all the other taxi drivers in line got pissed off and were yelling at him.
Taxi Driver"in a very middle eastern accent": You moda fuckas i'm only one car back shut up
Pissed Drivers: You motherfucker wait your turn, we've all been out here forever, you dirty osama motherfucker
Taxi Driver moving slowly away: No your just a bunch of FuCKING NIGGARS!!! YOur just Fucking Niggars!!!
Late night racism is usually fun, So we get back to the car and decide to hit the road
3 miles later- The car is over heating, we pull over just before it completely locks up and dies.
Fuck. So we walk to a Denny's down the street and ask if we can sleep in the booths while we try to figure a way to make it back home, I mean we tried everything, even asking a cop to buy the thing for 500. We asked another cop in the Denny's what was the best thing to do, his response made up feel pretty good.
Cop: What am I your parents, your 3 grown ass men, figure it out!!!
Jesus, i mean we were pathetic. At this point Aaron is real bitter and starting to get pissed about the whole thing. We still see this as an adventure so we're always optimistic but it is getting ridiculous. Rolling dice around at a denny's at 7am I guess wasn't his idea of a good time but whatever. So eventually we get the great idea of renting a Uhaul truck to tow the thing back, really it was about the cheapest thing we could do. After winning over 2 grand the previous week I didn't mind paying for it at all, and who else would pay for it that broke fucker Bjorn sure as hell wasn't gonna pay.
We get taken to the worst part of Charlotte and have to stand and wait for about 2 hours and then all they had for us was a 17 foot box truck with a tow trailer we could use. Jeez i mean I could barley lift my head up i was so tired, we were all pretty delusional at this point, laughing uncontrollably and stumbling around like baffling idiots, except Aaron he was still pretty pissed. So we load the Jeep up and hit the road, for the longest most grueling ride of our lives.
Probably was the worst for Bjorn because we made him drive but it was pretty bad just trying to stay awake and keep him company. Every mile was so painstakingly slow it was like trying to stay awake to watch paint dry while someone washing bashing you in the head.
We finally get to Blacksburg to drop me off and the Jeep was hanging on by a thread, one of the straps was completely off of the wheel the other was hanging on barely.
Who know's how long we'd been dragging this thing down the road. I wasn't there for it but Bjorn explained that when he pulled into the Parking lot to drop it off it finally spun off completely and landed in a parking spot. Not a Bad Night.
Probably was the worst for Bjorn because we made him drive but it was pretty bad just trying to stay awake and keep him company. Every mile was so painstakingly slow it was like trying to stay awake to watch paint dry while someone washing bashing you in the head.
We finally get to Blacksburg to drop me off and the Jeep was hanging on by a thread, one of the straps was completely off of the wheel the other was hanging on barely.
Who know's how long we'd been dragging this thing down the road. I wasn't there for it but Bjorn explained that when he pulled into the Parking lot to drop it off it finally spun off completely and landed in a parking spot. Not a Bad Night.
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